Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Of Orkut and Orkuteers

Well with the amount of time I spend on Orkut, this one had to come pretty soon! No I wont be talking about how good or bad Orkut is when compared to other such social networking web sites, or why google needs Orkut, or for that matter how it is being used to gain access to our personal information and stuff ! Lets just accept that it exists (and shall continue to do so) and that most of us would actually waste time on it no matter what we may have to say about it. This is for those who wont mind having fun laughing on how hopeless others can be. So if you care for some shitty pics..so shitty that they actually go a full circle and become funny by the virtue of their mindblowing shittiness, you have come to the ryte place! And the pic on the left is the biggest inspiration for this post!

In this post I will talk about the five shittiest albums that I have come across on Orkut so far! I wont be posting direct links to the albums as it would be an inappropriate thing to do. I'll post the best pics from the album instead! Let's just dive right in, and somewhere along the way try and retain control of our senses.

1-
The caption for this pic is " i m cool..very cool " !!! Yes sir we can very well understand that you are damn cool, and seriosuly this pic was not required to prove the fact! And for those who could not make it out, the pic at the top is from the album of this same person! And no points for guessing its caption " HEY...U R MY FRIEND NAA.... " :)!! Prabhuji's pics have the same enthralling effect on all those who visit his profile! His testimonial bears testimony to this fact. It says "hi prasoon i dont know much about u but 1 thing i can say,"u will be my best friend in coming future" ". So if you have similar feelings about Prabhuji after having seen two of his most marvellous pics do send him a friend request on orkut!! He even has a community called Prasoon's Dance Floor ( no I m not joking!). Here is how its description goes "dancing is most entertainment activity , which makes us fresh and joyful.so if u like dance either doing or watching; join this community and imagine..... u r on dance floor." :D



2- The next dude seems obsessed with photoshop and has made the most ridiculous use of it!




I know you are dying to know the captions. Lets begin with the first pic. The caption says "
I am ready for fancy dress party ...... Yee Kay Boleti Tuu ????" !! The yee kay boleti tu bit is an open invitation for all u hotties out there! I know you all are dying to go out with him, and he is just a click away :)! The next one is relatively simple " yes !! it's my Style..... " is all it says!! And the last one says " yes !! She was the One...... but not Now..... "! Perhaps poor Aishwarya was not good enough for him, too bad for her !!

3-
I had nearly split my sides laughing when I looked at this one for the first time. The caption says "Salman khan in making...."! Seriously dude with curves like you I would have packed my bags and ran away from home at the earliest to try my luck in films! Believe me you can give even Arnold a run for his money with your fat deposits at strategic places!!






4- He knows his potential and comes straight to the point. "
Arjun Rampal??" is all it says. Simple and to the point :). We all agree sir!
5- Well I had a hard time deciding the last pic. But then I finally chose this one for the sheer passion that it brings out! Just look at the passion with which the two guys are kissing the groom, and you feel as if the the three of them have just been united into holy matrimony, to have many memorable threesomes and to live happily ever after!!

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hehe! nice one man...

Saalim said...

abe jj mast khola hai....yeh sab ke sab naayaab heere hain ;P

jj said...

@anonymous : glad u liked it!
@saalim : dhanayawad! nayaab hain kasam se :)

shinta said...

hats off to u man!!!!!!!!!! .... must have turned ur seconds into days and weeks to find these so called "ajeebogareeb namoome"....continue to enlighten us with such orkuteers....

jj said...

Thanks a lot! i would try my level best to keep u updated with the hot and happening profiles!! :)

jj said...

Thanks a lot! i would try my level best to keep u updated with the hot and happening profiles!! :)

Ishrat said...

Seriously, how much orkutting did it take to get these fine examples of "self (over)confidence".
Also, your blogs are a delight. Finally some decent reading.

jj said...

I have loads of such examples :)! maybe I'll do another bit on the rest of the lot sometime! and thanks again!

"D" said...

Guru ji....

Waahhh... satya bataye to majja aa gaya... bhai kya mast khooj been karke laaye ho inko...

Kauno aur mile aise ghaghochar to jaroor batana...

adamya said...

oh man this is hilarious !!! Side-Splitting!! ha ha ha...

jj said...

@_d_ : hausla afzai ke liye dhanyawad.
@adamya: glad you liked it :)

bhavesh said...

man...2 cool...really hats off 2 u..aise namoone maine apni puri zindagi me nhi dekhe...

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