Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Of Orkut and Orkuteers

Well with the amount of time I spend on Orkut, this one had to come pretty soon! No I wont be talking about how good or bad Orkut is when compared to other such social networking web sites, or why google needs Orkut, or for that matter how it is being used to gain access to our personal information and stuff ! Lets just accept that it exists (and shall continue to do so) and that most of us would actually waste time on it no matter what we may have to say about it. This is for those who wont mind having fun laughing on how hopeless others can be. So if you care for some shitty pics..so shitty that they actually go a full circle and become funny by the virtue of their mindblowing shittiness, you have come to the ryte place! And the pic on the left is the biggest inspiration for this post!

In this post I will talk about the five shittiest albums that I have come across on Orkut so far! I wont be posting direct links to the albums as it would be an inappropriate thing to do. I'll post the best pics from the album instead! Let's just dive right in, and somewhere along the way try and retain control of our senses.

The caption for this pic is " i m cool..very cool " !!! Yes sir we can very well understand that you are damn cool, and seriosuly this pic was not required to prove the fact! And for those who could not make it out, the pic at the top is from the album of this same person! And no points for guessing its caption " HEY...U R MY FRIEND NAA.... " :)!! Prabhuji's pics have the same enthralling effect on all those who visit his profile! His testimonial bears testimony to this fact. It says "hi prasoon i dont know much about u but 1 thing i can say,"u will be my best friend in coming future" ". So if you have similar feelings about Prabhuji after having seen two of his most marvellous pics do send him a friend request on orkut!! He even has a community called Prasoon's Dance Floor ( no I m not joking!). Here is how its description goes "dancing is most entertainment activity , which makes us fresh and joyful.so if u like dance either doing or watching; join this community and imagine..... u r on dance floor." :D

2- The next dude seems obsessed with photoshop and has made the most ridiculous use of it!

I know you are dying to know the captions. Lets begin with the first pic. The caption says "
I am ready for fancy dress party ...... Yee Kay Boleti Tuu ????" !! The yee kay boleti tu bit is an open invitation for all u hotties out there! I know you all are dying to go out with him, and he is just a click away :)! The next one is relatively simple " yes !! it's my Style..... " is all it says!! And the last one says " yes !! She was the One...... but not Now..... "! Perhaps poor Aishwarya was not good enough for him, too bad for her !!

I had nearly split my sides laughing when I looked at this one for the first time. The caption says "Salman khan in making...."! Seriously dude with curves like you I would have packed my bags and ran away from home at the earliest to try my luck in films! Believe me you can give even Arnold a run for his money with your fat deposits at strategic places!!

4- He knows his potential and comes straight to the point. "
Arjun Rampal??" is all it says. Simple and to the point :). We all agree sir!
5- Well I had a hard time deciding the last pic. But then I finally chose this one for the sheer passion that it brings out! Just look at the passion with which the two guys are kissing the groom, and you feel as if the the three of them have just been united into holy matrimony, to have many memorable threesomes and to live happily ever after!!

And so it begins!!

My very first post! Why did I start blogging all of a sudden you might wonder....but then if I were not blogging you might as well wonder why dont I start a blog! The title of my blog explains precisely why this blog has been created....bas yun hi!! Though there might be an ulterior motive to this...the way my life has changed in the past few weeks I wud soon be needing a means to vent my emotions :) or maybe the motive is to start a new cult with me as the leader where in I type encrypted orders on this blog and my followers reply with encrypted comments!!

Where was I..yes my life..Life has changed and changed a lot! Its much more hectic than what it used to be during those golden undergraduate years back at IIT Kanpur..Now that I look back at all those days, I feel that it probably was the best time of my life! But then those who are quoted were particularly optimistic about the future as if everyone is bound to have a better tomorrow! As one of those stupid Lucy Larcom quotes said “Whatever with the past has gone, the best is always yet to come.” What the heck, even I can come up with quotes like these..but then who would quote me!! What I have learnt from my experience is the exact opposite of this shitty quote and can be summed up as “Whatever with the past has gone, the worst is always yet to come.” Just when you feel that life cant be much more miserable than wat it is, you find yourself in deeper shit than before!

Talking of quotes have u guys taken a look at this hillarious webpage
This same site has some interesting comments on IITs as well

Another thing which I feel is that there is always a quote related to anything and everything. This is because once a person becomes famous everything he says is quoted by others whether or not there is any sense in it. See for example this quote by Douglas Adams "It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes. " Dont you think you could have very well said something as foolish, come on if not potatoes you could have atleast blurted something like this with say tomatoes, onions or maybe strawberries!! But the point is why qoute.... express things in your own way rather than borrowing someone else's expression ! If you really need to quote someone quote me! Come to me with anything you need a quote on and I'll help you if you cant help yourself!